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  • It doesn’t matter where you live, we are all the same species of animal and the brain in our skull that we like to lament as stupid when we make general statements about the intelligence of the public around us is an extraordinary thing.

    I get people’s cynicism and I am kind of annoyed people think I live in a fairytale lol, I just see humans around me trying to live their lives and being mediocre humans…. and the intelligence of mediocre humans is nothing to dismiss.

    People are smart as fuck, conservative and hateful ideologies do make people behave like idiots but I mean I don’t fault the human brain for getting brainworms when the brainworms are firehoused (one might say trickling down at a rapid rate) at everyone by the wealthiest people in the world 24/7.

    Also yo are you seriously looking for me to give you the average IQ of the population around me? This feels like two steps from getting out calipers and measuring people’s skulls to determine their intelligence. I agree, let’s NOT stick our heads in the sand.




  • Yeah probably but literally that is so fucking insulting to me that companies/copyright behave this way, the human brain is extraordinarily complex, the idea that seeing a character recreated in a sandbox by a 3rd party modder could “warp” my thinking about Nintendo characters or games is basically a slap in the face by Nintendo.

    Like… if you see a dumb meme with Mario in it, do you think “huh, maybe I shouldn’t buy Nintendo games, Mario is tarnished forever for me” …?. No, and what makes me think that is *this bullshit. I will never give Nintendo money because of the way they behave like this.

    I mean I have a steam deck so I have no reason to get a switch or anything so whatever no big loss.





  • Then I would definitely recommend moving somewhere where going out and meeting people is easy, whether it be hobbies, nightlife or other reasons to get together with new people and make friends. Definitely don’t buy a house somewhere where it takes a conscious input of energy from yourself to see others as when we become depressed that is the HARDEST time to get ourselves to push through inertia. If you are anything like me you are going to end up on your couch feeling sad and a lot of times you won’t push through that to drive the 30+ mins to whatever thing you were considering doing. You also can’t be anywhere near as spontaneous about interacting with people and participating in different community events when every time you do it requires specific planning. If you live in town all it might take for you to get involved in something happening you were unaware of or thought you weren’t interested in is to pass by it happening. When you live far away from things, you have to sit there on your couch and specifically make the decision while blobbing on your phone that you want to participate in whatever thing you are interested in, and that can be a lottttt harder when you are depressed, trust me lol.

    If you want the feeling of being out in the sticks, pay attention to being close to mass transit or easy drives out into nature.



  • I strongly recommend getting a house where you can walk out your door and walk somewhere without feeling unsafe because the road immediately outside your house is dangerous if you aren’t in a car and have the destination you are walking be a pleasant environment to be a pedestrian (i.e. not endless stroads).

    The impact on your health, especially if you can win the lottery and get a job within walking distance, cannot be measured easily and most people vastly underestimate the savings and quality of life impact from not having to drive everywhere for everything.


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    Migraines….

    …but also… seeing my mom lose all her patience and yell at my dad for having aggressive late stage dementia and not being able to function properly.

    Seeing that and being broke and unable to materially change the situation was by far and away the most cynical, insufferable thing I have ever experienced in my entire life and hopefully I will never experience something as awful again or I fear I would shatter into a million pieces.





  • See this is exactly what I am talking about when I say HP is leaving money on the table here, when thinking about these topics you just utilized the intellectual property of the following products for self improvement, recreation and social benefit:

    Economically Recoverable Use Of Products By Thought (ER-UOPBT)
    HP EcoPrecision Advanced Document Rendering Suite™ (HP EDARS™)
        For the simple act of translating your document into printer-readable format.
    
    HP SmartCartridge Alignment Pro+ System™ (HP SCAPS™)
        Ensures your ink cartridges are perfectly aligned for each print, for the low price of continued subscription.
    
    HP QuantumInk Subscription Service™ (HP QISS™)
        Provides monthly ink deliveries while monitoring your ink levels remotely through quantum encryption.
    
    HP PrintAssure Secure Environment Technology™ (HP PASET™)
        An exclusive service that creates a secure printing tunnel to protect your documents from prying eyes.
    
    HP PaperLoad Ultimate Feed Mechanism™ (HP PLUFM™)
        A premium paper tray enhancement that promises to handle even the thinnest paper without a single jam.
    
    HP ColorSync Precision Match™ (HP CSPM™)
        A color management system that requires regular calibration via an online service to maintain color accuracy.
    
    HP PageSense Automated Counting Service™ (HP PACS™)
        A cloud-based page counting solution to ensure you're billed for each dot of ink on the paper.
    
    HP IntelliConnect Wi-Fi Booster Pack™ (HP IWBP™)
        A proprietary Wi-Fi extension service designed to maintain a robust connection between your devices and the printer.
    
    HP ClearText Font Rendering Optimization™ (HP CFRO™)
        A patented font enhancement service that sharpens the text on your prints, available in 12-month access packages.
    
    HP OneTouch Print Harmony Experience™ (HP OTPHE™)
        A personalized one-button printing interface that's locked behind a bi-monthly membership fee.
    
    HP Printalytics Predictive Maintenance Hub™ (HP PPMH™)
        An AI-driven analysis tool that predicts printer issues and schedules interventions, all reportable to your HP Premium Support Account Manager.
    
    HP UltraPrint Resolution Enhancement Layer™ (HP UREL™)
        A downloadable print resolution enhancement that requires a special code from your HP Print Quality Loyalty Program.
    
    HP FirstSheet FastTrack Technology™ (HP FFST™)
        Speeds up the printing of the first page of any document after a minor upgrade to your printer firmware.
    
    HP WhisperMode Acoustic Dampening Service™ (HP WMADS™)
        A subscription-based service to reduce printer noise with each cycle, for a more serene office environment.
    


    Thus you are clearly already a customer of HP, and the exchange of HP giving your mind the imaginative capacity (Thought-As-A-Service) to visualize a printed document it is only reasonable to bundle with a subscription you pay to HP.

    Are you going to tell me the US Supreme Court isn’t dumb enough to make this federal law? Also, if you think my joke was wayyy too much of a logical stretch to make any sense you should see what these people think about women and their bodies.



  • Personally I think HP is missing the point focusing on putting drm on inkjet refills, it is only half committing to the business strategy.

    The existence of a finished, printed paper begins at the moment of conception when the customer conceives of wanting to print a document. Really every step after that point (including the conception step itself) is monetizable by HP and more importantly rightfully owned as intellectual property of HP that you are technically stealing if you don’t follow through with actually printing the document on an HP printer.

    HP is just leaving all of that money on the table, or maybe the printer market is just too heavily regulated for HP to innovate properly in a healthy free market.


  • I mean it’s compelling evidence but frankly you are going to need to provide a lot more cross substantiating backup evidence to prove such bold claims.

    This isn’t a smoking gun like the infamous Nessie Photo that proved the existence of modern subfjord lava cave Plesiosaurs, and y’all think that just providing this one picture proves it all….