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7 days agoWhen I was meeting my girlfriend (now wife’s) friends for the first time I went to go pee in the washroom, and my pee did that thing when it shoots out in 5 different directions. Got some on my pants. Luckily I spilled some coffee on my pants earlier that say (I know, rough say) so I just let them think it was that.
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