InFeRiOr ErOpEaN WeApOnS!1

You may have an insulin issue. Or a gluten issue.

I also can’t eat that many carbs in a day.

There are low sugar sports drinks. Most of the electrolytes they’re advertising is just salt. Your body needs salt to function. You lose salt when you sweat.

My doctor told me I come literally just put some table salt in water and it would do just as well as any sports drink, sugar or no.

I work in a physical environment and they hand out electrolyte packets and Gatorade like candy when it gets hot.

“what? It’s not illegal to have a cum tube!”

Below the waist, a shot to the arm. That’s kinda it around here. Seems pretty universal

I mean yeah he’s totally a carny but don’t hate on carnies, they’re all carnies.

Actually come to think of it, I think most politicians are pretty much carnies at this point.

On my last trip I had a full water bottle with me and the lady said I had to throw it away, so I looked her dead in the eye while I chugged the entire bottle and stuffed the bottle in my bag.

Fuckin tell me I can’t bring the water through again.

Taking it every day wears away your stomach and intestinal lining and you could get ulcers. Also generally it’s not just one, it’s 3-4. Sometimes multiple times a day.

Gowron obviously is not finding glory in that hole.

Jesus that meme cracks me up every time.

Ibuprofen crew checking in.

Those of us with minor, chronic pain would like to keep what’s left of our stomach linings.

Don’t forget the part where if it requires too much work in the short term, they slap a coat of paint on it and sell it again.

Your data isn’t yours to keep. It’s already gone, for sale to the highest bidder for pennies, several times a day.

But it IS yours to spoil. Become unhinged.

The margins are thinner. There’s almost no resale value. Someone might buy a 60k car and eat the payments for a few years, knowing that they can sell it any time for a decent price.

Buying a 60k EV is more like setting your money on fire. The car might be fine, great even, but it just won’t hold it’s value.

A handful of people can be credited with discovering the theorem prior to Pythagoras, this isn’t the first time this has come up, and incidentally there is almost no evidence to suggest Pythagoras did.

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Ok, so that scene in Jurassic Park where Dr Satler looks at a fern and goes “ok this extinct thing is killing your triceratops”

Like a how does she know? Also the fact that they have this whole magic bs story about bringing back dinosaurs with frog DNA, but never tell you where the plants came from, does that bother you too?

Is there a fucking botanist in here today? What’s with all the glorious plant memes? (Not complaining)

I have and will continue. Don’t worry I’m also a rounding error. Honestly rounding error could sum up my entire generation

… Rounding error. That number is gonna be pretty small, and mostly limited to majority Christian, Western countries.

So, I was going to do that math but it’s 65 fucking countries and I’m bored but I ain’t got that much battery left on my phone.

At one time Britain ruled over 1 out of every 5 people on the planet. If we carry that forward to today it’s roughly 1.6 billion people. Let’s call that the lower bound.

If we take the average population of any given country, which is fair given that China wasn’t but India was one of them, and divide that by the number of countries and then multiply it by the number Britain used to rule, we get 2.6 billion.

Let’s call that the upper bound.

There are roughly 2.6 billion christians worldwide. But not all of them celebrate Christmas. In the US, 85%-95% do. Let’s just use that for the upper bound and say 2.2 to 2.5 billion people celebrate Christmas worldwide. Let’s say 50% is the lower bound, at 1.3 billion people.

Which means that it’s possible, and not even unlikely that more people celebrate independence from Britain than celebrate Christmas.