TragicNotCute

https://ai-2027.com/

They’ve already answered this for you. The summary is that as the earth’s surface area steadily is taken up by more and more AI and AI supporting infrastructure, they just sort of run out of space. So they kill us all with a virus so they can use more space and eventually go to the stars.

Yes?

My late father had prostate cancer and the treatment left him incontinent. So yeah, things happen.

The name tungsten hexafluoride is one that most people have never heard of.

But it has a less romantic nickname——“Chip blood”

Less romantic, but definitely more awesome.

I know this is a shit post, but you didn’t make a joke so I have to imagine you’re partially curious about the genuine answer.

Twice.

1. Was my fault. I was trying to turn right at a corner into the left turn lane (crossing 2 lanes) there was a break in traffic and a guy waved me through so I went and hit someone on the side of their car. No major injuries for either party, but it was scary and stressful. It also underscored to me that there’s just no room to be in a hurry. I’ve been a much more patient driver since then and also avoid unprotected left turns if at all possible.
2. On my commute home from work in bumper to bumper traffic, I had someone lightly rear end me (probably going 5mph or less). She was freaked out but there was no damage beyond a tiny scratch so we chatted briefly and just left. No insurance or anything.

This is all of tech right now.

I should call her.

What is farming if not gardening at scale?

Whipped frosting maybe wasn’t the best choice for the turdkey.

Hard to say 😏

Whatever the publicly stated purpose of the camp, the SS men who arrived there on 11 May 1933 were left in no illusion as to its real purpose by the speech given on that day by Johann-Erasmus Freiherr von Malsen-Ponickau

Comrades of the SS! You all know what the Fuehrer has called us to do. We have not come here for human encounters with those pigs in there. We do not consider them human beings, as we are, but as second-class people. For years they have been able to continue their criminal existence. But now we are in power. If those pigs had come to power, they would have cut off all our heads. Therefore we have no room for sentimentalism. If anyone here cannot bear to see the blood of comrades, he does not belong and had better leave. The more of these pig dogs we strike down, the fewer we need to feed.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dachau_concentration_camp https://www.academia.edu/8942577

Have you considered using thermal printing as a starting place? The technology is old and free to use, parents have been expired for 20+ years at this point. It eliminates the need for ink entirely which seems like a big pro. The prints fade over time though, which isn’t great. But I have a thermal printer and use it often. Do you always need archival level artifacts printed? Anyway, it’s a cool idea. I wish you luck.

It sure as shit isn’t the kinda red Ibis.

Many are “coffee badging,” or swiping their ID badges at the office to record their arrival, staying 30 minutes or so ‒ long enough to greet colleagues and grab a cup of coffee – and then heading back home.

This is definitely what I need. I wasn’t nearly scared enough.

ChatGPT says:

It appears to be a photo taken in Chicago, Illinois. The distinctive skyline, including the Willis (Sears) Tower and the city’s recognizable downtown profile, suggests the picture was snapped along a roadway near the city’s lakefront. The curvature of the road and proximity to Lake Michigan’s shoreline strongly hints that this was taken along (or above) DuSable Lake Shore Drive, facing towards the Loop area and Chicago’s iconic skyline.

But I have zero personal information regarding it.

Gotta cough to get off 🤷🏻‍♂️

More information here: https://www.sciencealert.com/where-does-a-shrew-do-a-poo-in-its-very-own-loo-of-course

I love the leak in the other room. Get ready to reset the counter folks!

It’s going well

I found this particularly funny. It wasn’t like a funny accidental thing. Dude was trying to mate with the bird.

In September 2004, Walnut arrived at NZCBI’s Virginia campus, where scientists regularly breed cranes that have behavioral or physical limitations by using assisted reproduction techniques, including artificial insemination. By observing and mimicking how NZCBI’s male white-naped cranes interacted with their mates during breeding season, bird keeper Chris Crowe gained Walnut’s elusive trust. He pair-bonded with her by flapping his arms in a manner similar to the species’ unison dance, offered her nesting materials and brought her food. Once she was receptive to breeding, Crowe was able to use sperm collected from a male crane to artificially inseminate Walnut without the need for physical restraint

They had 8 chicks together.