Since we’re in a science-themed shitpost area, I’d just like to take this moment to be both pedantic and gross in reminding folks that llamas and alpacas don’t just spit, they vomit into their mouths before givin’ it that hawk tuah

R E P R O D U C E

If you’ve ever lived with a bird, you know the size waned but the terror only grew

Life’s a piece of shit, when you look at it

Messiah Shark do do do do do do

The sun be crazy. Like, it’s more or less a self-sustaining explosion that’s so far away the energy of it takes almost ten minutes to cross the void to us, but is still so powerful it can burn and blind you if you’re exposed to it for too long. And the effects are only that minor because our magnetosphere blocks most of the solar wind. That wind is coming at us at almost a million miles per hour

There’s a solution you’re not seeing here:

They think they can just pave you over. Learn to use power tools and suddenly you can take just about anything apart 😘

This meme is about five bucks at Harbor Freight

Well, good news is if you make it back you got pretty good chances. Benny was a freak

Space Marine

Cue the downright vicious paleontology blood-feud between the two camps of thought on whether they were tenors or sopranos

I will never not be amazed at the Sound ID feature. And I have spent a concerning amount of time trying to fake a bird call good enough to fool the app. It is my White Whale