They said “US communities”, not the world.

Looks like Matt Lucas being his shitty self…

They’ll still make you go to work.

I once had a boss who made a snarky comment about me being late on a foggy day.

I used to hang around with this lad who was a bit of a knob, once we got a price off a taxi driver to take us from one pub to another or something, mate and the driver argued over him having a pint in the car, so we bailed and he threw his pint glass at the taxi. The taxi driver stalked us for an hour or so while we dived into ditches and stuff.

I think I was in my twenties before I found out that children have to pay for their healthcare. It just seems …insane. And inhumane.

I had numerous health issues as a child, had them all sorted at no cost. Anything else seems weird.

I work in maintenance …I’ll go to some jobs, fix the issue and walk away, I’ll go to some jobs and there will be some troubleshooting and I’ll walk away, other jobs I’ll have to leave and won’t be able to resolve the issue. The first two I’ll look back on and I might have learned something and I’ll be really happy. The third makes me feel like shit. I remember being the same about linear equations.

Also wrote a book under a man’s name.

I’ve heard that she isn’t a great writer.

I used to work with a guy that used to get himself wound up cause I don’t sleep with my partner enough.

It’s wild how Israelis hold people versus how Palestinians hold people.

If I like or agree with something, I favourite it, if I want my followers to see it, or think that my followers will like it, I’ll favourite it.

I want to know when we are going to push back?

How long can they keep taking from those who have least?

I read about a guy who, whilst shagging, felt his balls get tickled, so he told his partner to keep doing whatever she was doing…she said her hands were tied up….looked down and it was the dog.

Somewhere obscure in the U.K. I’d rather struggle to survive there rather than as cannon fodder for some rich scum.

Anyone surprised?

Admittedly this isn’t the worst story I’ve heard, but it would be nice if you could appreciate that you’re dealing with human beings, and provide some feedback.

Which government? There’s magnesium in our water.

I know that one as “you can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make it drink”.

Can work both ways and is dependent on what I’m doing and why I’m in a good or bad mood.

When The Simpsons started that was normal.