I used to be able to do this…I’m not saying diabetes stopped it, but I got diabetes and stopped being able to do it.

Hugh Grant in Love Actually is the best Prime Minister the UK never had.

Why do you think bunkers have suddenly become fashionable?

That thing you don’t have to hide could be the thing they’re looking for.

It won’t be finding murderers.

You know if they wanted to take the piss out of and rip off their customers then they could have charged even more money?

And still there is no mass call out of the Israeli army?

Thinking of the shareholders at this difficult time.

I’ve had a similar issue with mail.com.

The house building company? Who can afford a house at the minute?

Yeah, over well over 25 years ago, like I was a child and thought adults knew everything…my uncle said all of your recycling goes to China and gets burnt. So I reckon that this one is definitely, undoubtedly true.

No, with the left so it feels like someone else is doing it.

They said “US communities”, not the world.

Looks like Matt Lucas being his shitty self…

They’ll still make you go to work.

I once had a boss who made a snarky comment about me being late on a foggy day.

I used to hang around with this lad who was a bit of a knob, once we got a price off a taxi driver to take us from one pub to another or something, mate and the driver argued over him having a pint in the car, so we bailed and he threw his pint glass at the taxi. The taxi driver stalked us for an hour or so while we dived into ditches and stuff.

I think I was in my twenties before I found out that children have to pay for their healthcare. It just seems …insane. And inhumane.

I had numerous health issues as a child, had them all sorted at no cost. Anything else seems weird.

I work in maintenance …I’ll go to some jobs, fix the issue and walk away, I’ll go to some jobs and there will be some troubleshooting and I’ll walk away, other jobs I’ll have to leave and won’t be able to resolve the issue. The first two I’ll look back on and I might have learned something and I’ll be really happy. The third makes me feel like shit. I remember being the same about linear equations.

Also wrote a book under a man’s name.

I’ve heard that she isn’t a great writer.

I used to work with a guy that used to get himself wound up cause I don’t sleep with my partner enough.