I hate to break it to you, but She-Ra is less about hunter gatherers and more about interstellar empires with magitech

Without help from the topology kids

He has now been replaced hastily and at great expense by Ralph the Wonder Llama

Dog of Empire? How dare you speak of the glorious Cleon dynasty in such a manner!

When you’re already at “immigrants are eating your cats” and the numbers don’t move, it does kind of beg the question.

No, but you can tap it for one mana of any color

Truly a conisseur of factory builder games

I thought about getting some OC spray but decided it wouldn’t fit in my bike bag

Not since JJ Abrams blew it up

Of course exploring subspace should be adults only. Can you imagine how irresponsible it would be to hand a Starfleet ship to a bunch of half trained kids?

The next day, every rake in a 1/2 mile radius was found in the nearest lake

It isn’t already? Especially with what Netflix turned into?

Mycelial networks: tracking communism and enabling intergalactic teleportation, is there anything they can’t do?

Just imagine the opposite of a gas station restroom

Pacific Rim, Highlander…

Make corruption illegal again, and enforce. That’s how you get rid of most of the political BS.

I know how to read a force-sensitive resistor or a force-sensitive capacitor. How do I put a wookiee in a circuit?

Calories. Why is there more than one of them?!

Isn’t this exactly what got them broken up last time?

Controller wants more of that D