Honestly it’s not a problem that the Balrog fell. Something that large falling would struggle to stop itself from such a free fall, especially with Gandalf beating it’s ass all the way down

I hate that I can’t tell what the truth is

Actually a bear is very unlikely to come after you. I come from an extremely rural part of Alberta, Canada, and large bears would sometimes wander in and near town. They wouldn’t run around swiping people up and murdering them, they would just basically wander around eating garbage and looking for food. The reality is that if you were in the woods with a random bear, unless it was starving or you were near its Cubs, it likely wouldn’t see you as important.

I’ll tell you what though. The bodies of indigenous women would get found in the woods sometimes. Bears didn’t put them there, men did.

99% of the time, a fever kills the bacteria then lowers. You’ll be fine, go take a nap.

I mean I don’t feel underappreciated. I’ve never once had a problem finding a group to play with.

I primarily play indie games anyways, so this doesn’t really apply to me.

Get into the piehole

Americans are putting tomato slices on grilled cheese sandos? Fack man, just when I thought y’all couldn’t sink any lower…