They knew waaaay more than the rest of us did at the time, you don’t wanna get MeToo’d for a party you went to 100 years ago, do you?

Which is why they’re great at eating bugs that are famous for living in small crevices.

Then you have a dude walking all over this getting his head bashed in because he wanted to be real close to a passing train

Which is where the term thirst came from

Looks just like mine

I read that as Just Poised on Things and thought it was very fitting.

I can imagine thinking it’s be funny in the early stages where things wouldn’t really be too logical they way they are now. Might even assume it wouldn’t actually do anything and I could just pull it back out.

What’s the apparent evolutionary purpose for developing caffeine?

Man, I never realized how big that foot was.

At this point take me to Uruguay and eat me.

oversized hoodies

5’4"

why am I so childlike in their eyes??