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Forbidden gummy worms.

I’d say whichever lever in each group feels the most like a “Steve” to me.

I’m paranoid about this. When a game has a “junk” tab in the inventory with an option at stores to “sell all junk,” I know there’s going to be a quest to give a generic silver ring or a jade statuette to someone.

This is another reason why “groovy” needs to make a comeback and I’ve been consciously inserting it into my daily life.

The dinosaurs will return to earth and take care of it. Shame. We could have milked that thing for multiple seasons.

Kinda looks like a fat chihuahua.

Neil deGrasse Tyson: “Oh shit, that’s good. Write that down!”

“Does your phone have any games on it?”

Penguinsaurus wrestling used to be an Olympic sport but ended due to lack of sponsors.

Each name sounds more Australian than the last.

The Earth is actually a Hot Pocket. Molten lava inside but the outside is simultaneously dry, soggy and frozen.

Hot take: Bugs is shrimp?

Nope. They all go to that swamp to do their business.

I wonder if the reason it was so well preserved is the viking was proud and wanted to show it off.

More like lystrosaurus.

We were supposed to wait for the weekend? Nobody tells me anything. Why do we even have meetings?

Or, alternatively…