Next up, bring back the Roman firefighter system implemented by Crassus!

You sell us your house while it is burning or we won’t put it out. Then you can buy it back for a marked up price.

These woke ideas of getting free fire service have gone on long enough.

Now he’s crashing his bicycle. Fuck me. That road rash isn’t even disinfected, its fucking raw! Hey, hey listen. Carry on cycling like that and I am DONE. slams table WEAR A FUCKING HELMET!

This is amazing for the world. Good job Mexico.