Male: “I killed your son”
Female: “That’s so fucking hot”
And then I fired, and I missed. Then I fired, and I missed!
My fucking spirit animal right there 💖
As someone who worked with radioactive materials: I dropped my screwdriver :(
I always remember the old web game. It was a bitch to get to Madagascar. Inspired the meme:
Me: not smart enough to understand
Brain: Quick! Say something to sound like you fit in!
Me: uh … I just did the Kessel Run in under 12 parsecs!
Call me old, but all I see is Snoopy
I’m still quite happy using weird in a positive light. I feel context is always important for a word. Plenty of words have double meanings depending on context.
I think about this every time I use a swan neck rest in snooker.
I said come on fhqwhgads, I said come on fhqwhgads
Everybody to the limit! Everybody to the limit! Everybody come on fhqwhgads!
I thought we were just memeing orb-pondering? Apparently the scientists are at it, too!
My bullet-worship-square can walk right through the door!
I’m voting tomorrow. First time I will have been ID’d in years!
Seeing dinosaurs like this always makes me wonder: had they not been extinct, where would life in Earth be nowadays? Which one would have taken a similar evolutionary path as humans and start walking entirely upright? Which would have started utilising their surroundings to their advantage like humans?
Which could have turned into actual Silurians?
> tfw your maths teacher is the Princess of Equestria.
Do you think that’s funny, Butt-Head?
We’ll be gone a long time before that.
A bitchy trampoline might invite some ultra wealthy aliens to watch it burn, though.
I’ve been on Duolingo learning German for two months, and I’m happy as hell to know I understand most of this ❤️