Can’t find a forecast as good as wunderground and can’t find a radar as good as myradar. They live side by side on my phone

If you weren’t spending all your money on titties and drinks then maybe you would be somewhere by now

Death by bukkake. Wonder of the ice cream has a toxic or hallucinogenic property

The Gerbil goes up, the Gerbil cums down

“Margaret, did you get your feet stuck in the deerpuss again?! God damnit Margaret, we talked about this.”