

“And remember guys, no blood diamonds or products made entirely through torturing babies will be accepted anymore… After November 11th. Make sure to get all that stuff in now. We’ll buy as much as you have now, but eventually we’re going to stop. I mean, we’ll still buy it after that date but we won’t pay you nearly as much cuz we’ll have to be super quiet about it.”



“Do you pinky swear all these gold fillings came from anywhere other than Palestine? … Great, here’s your money!”