I’ve been answering the phone with “Bob’s dildo repair,Bob speaking” since before cell phones.

Caller ID has made things less interesting though, I still remember the sigh of disappointment when my first wife’s father called me the first time.

Fun fact I found out I’m an Autistic man with Bipolar disorder while in my 40s -50s so that could explain it.

Shirt, not pants.

Herpetologist are studying the sexlives of a rare snake, they flying adder. Dr Seymore Bird is quoted as saying “This sh*t is kinky”

Just give me rng on all but hosta, hosta can go get fucked.

I will admit I get enjoyment from guiding pseudo intelligent down the path of discovering that absolutely nothing is real and for as far as we are able to detect everything may as well be the fever dream of a turtle.

I’m a Nerodivergent geek, I had lots of people tell me “you will love this show” so I watched some and now I wonder how those people really see me. So that’s kinda fun.

I refer to it as geek culture black face.

People are surprisingly easy to manipulate.

And every one of them is hot.

That’s his shirt. You can tell by the antenna.

One died in a car accident, the other hung themselves

What the fuck? I know for a fact you died.