Ring: I can make you into a great warrior. Like the old Elvish lords who commanded great armies!
Sam: That’s absurd, I’m obviously not cut out for that lmao
Ring: Uhhh…oh I got one. You see that mountain? You could turn all of that into a beautiful garden, and the land around can be beautiful meadows. You’d be the greatest gardener ever!
Sam: I can’t manage a garden that large on my own, I’d need a whole army of gardeners doing the work for me. And if people are gardening for me, that’s no fun. Thank you kindly, Mr One Ring, Sir, but I don’t think I’ll be needing your services. My little garden is good enough for little old Sam.
Ring: I can’t fucking deal with this guy, I give up.
Yup. Basically:
Ring: I can make you into a great warrior. Like the old Elvish lords who commanded great armies!
Sam: That’s absurd, I’m obviously not cut out for that lmao
Ring: Uhhh…oh I got one. You see that mountain? You could turn all of that into a beautiful garden, and the land around can be beautiful meadows. You’d be the greatest gardener ever!
Sam: I can’t manage a garden that large on my own, I’d need a whole army of gardeners doing the work for me. And if people are gardening for me, that’s no fun. Thank you kindly, Mr One Ring, Sir, but I don’t think I’ll be needing your services. My little garden is good enough for little old Sam.
Ring: I can’t fucking deal with this guy, I give up.