• stembolts@programming.dev
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    7 months ago

    While attempting to Press F to pay respects, the F becomes impatient and attacks. Rolf attempts to intervene, but the F raises its spear and prepares to strike, riding on a firework.

    Rolf’s fingers are unnaturally shaped like a bed with wheels, a deformity since birth which causes him a great burden.

    Timothy the tuxedo man is distracted by a new episode of the real housewives, and will soon be slain by F. Timothy the tuxedo man is cursed to die in Rolf’s deformed bed-hands.

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    7 months ago

    If the man is pushing the penguin east at six mph along the equator, the penguin’s speed relative to the sun is 1038 + 6 = 1044 mph

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    “Hurry Jerry! Parking lot F is just ahead, soo we will be able to start our new lives together!”