☂️-@lemmy.ml to Shitty Ask Lemmy@lemmy.ml · 5 days agoCrackheads of Lemmy, what's your best advice for smoking my first crack rock?message-squaremessage-square13fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareCrackheads of Lemmy, what's your best advice for smoking my first crack rock?☂️-@lemmy.ml to Shitty Ask Lemmy@lemmy.ml · 5 days agomessage-square13fedilink
minus-squaredeathmetaldawgy@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·edit-25 days ago1 Don’t share with the guy that comes up and asks for a hit. 2 You will need a knife because I bet that guy is actually trying to stab you and steal your crack. 3 Trust nobody, not even yourself 4 Sell the knife to that guy or trade it to him for his crack 5 (bonus step) If he doesn’t have any crack, You stab that guy
minus-squareFinjaminPoach@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·5 days agoYou will need a knife to cut the crack and to cut the fellas tryna crack a cut of your crack
minus-squaredeathmetaldawgy@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·edit-25 days agoVery well said, poetry even.
1 Don’t share with the guy that comes up and asks for a hit.
2 You will need a knife because I bet that guy is actually trying to stab you and steal your crack.
3 Trust nobody, not even yourself
4 Sell the knife to that guy or trade it to him for his crack
5 (bonus step) If he doesn’t have any crack, You stab that guy
You will need a knife to cut the crack and to cut the fellas tryna crack a cut of your crack
Very well said, poetry even.