show me more from the mansion please

Her: You need to make your hobbies more kid friendly

Nobody:

Weirder; this looks made out of actual dead frogs. Nowadays we’d just Photoshop this.

Wait until he/she finds out ancient Romans love to draw and talk about penises, and being vulgar about people they detest on their wall writings.

I reckon it was from the Middle Ages and the influence of Christianity that people became more uptight with anything that is seen in public.

Probably weirder