Well the reviews are from the Oculus marketing lead, a, Simian Field Reseacher (sic) and an independent shoe salesman. Two of them even have the same picture. I’m gonna go out on a limb and say that this isn’t real.
Plus they’re touting it as the new sustainable future of dairy. That alone is an insane thing to claim. There are fewer than thirty thousand gray whales in the world. They produce eighty gallons of milk a day. That’s about twelve cows worth if you ignore that most of it is going to be drunk by the whale’s calf.
Yup.
I’m thinking it either flopped or was never a thing.
I doubt it’s something that could be reliably commercialized.
But why is this any more disgusting than cow milk cheese or goat milk cheese?
Well.
I hate to break it to you… but the whales probably aren’t milked more than once.
My guess is it’s sold by whalers.
What do you think happens to dairy cows after their milk production declines? Or their male calves?
How TF does a baby whale nurse then? The momma whale is essentially pooping lard out of her nipple? That’s a visual I didn’t expect today.
? it just drinks it? like sure its thick but it still flows
The whale milk must flow.
? it just drinks it? like sure its thick but it still flows
So maybe more like a milkshake? Her milkshake brings all the calves to the yard?
Warm milkshake
Must consume the forbidden icing
that would bring a new meaning to “full
creamfat” ice cream… (editted a word)That must make some ultra indulgent ice cream
More like icecheese
Rule 34 anyone?
Whale smegma?
Would this be the freshest cheese possible? Considering that cheese is traditionally not fresh in the slightest.
cheese is traditionally not fresh in the slightest.
Oh, but it can be. Farmer’s cheese and other fresh milk cheese types curdle the milk proteins using an acid reaction to citrus or vinegar rather than fermentation.
Fresh cheese is typically called curd. Curd needs to be compressed and aged to make actual cheese.
I dont know about that. This sounds like some pro-whale propaganda to me.