Anything but metric.
But is it a metric pizza or an imperial pizza?
Metric you filthy barbarian!
Can someome PLEASE get a banana down there?
Not possible. Bananas are rich in potassium and potassium explodes upon contact with water.
What’s going on in the left photo? Does the squid have bioluminescent danglers at the front?
Yeah, it’s wild they do actually have large “photophores” at the ends of their arms. More info here:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taningia_danae
Taningia danae, the Dana octopus squid, is a species of squid in the family Octopoteuthidae, the octopus squids. It is one of the largest known squid species, and it has one of the largest photophores (light organs) known in any organism.
Holy crap, that’s terrifying and so cool! Thanks for the info!
original article here: https://nypost.com/2026/05/07/science/evidence-of-giant-squid-spotted-off-australia-in-historic-find/
https://www.discoverwildlife.com/animal-facts/marine-animals/giant-squid-edna-australia
btw the second image is from 2020

Its not metric but thats amore.
No that’s a squid, not an eel.
Costco pizza or Little Caesars
I wish Costco. I wish everything was the size of a Costco.
What used to be considered a large pizza is now sold as extra large and it really isn’t as big as an old large pizza its like what a medium was . So this thing has a big ass body and beedie little eyes
But does the pizza have pineapples on it?
This is the most terrifying thing I’ve ever studied furiously
New pizza topping, Squid Eye!
You mean squid eyes?
No, squid eye.






