lemmyreader@lemmy.ml to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · 7 months agoYes, butlemmy.mlimagemessage-square24fedilinkarrow-up1351arrow-down138file-text
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minus-squarejkrtn@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up18·7 months agoYou go to reach for a coffee and the wrist hole of your sleeve suddenly accordions over your entire hand as an ad unfurls from your shoulder.
minus-squareNoSpiritAnimal@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·edit-27 months agoI open the toilet seat to have a pee, a three foot flag unfurls from the ceiling, ITS HONDAFEST! A small corporate social media account emerges from the bowl, screaming relatable phrases it copied from r/memes. ITS GIVING SAVINGS, FAM NO CAP. My wife enters asking if I’m ok. I reach out for her, too late, she has become a smiling vacant eyed Summer’s Eve ad. Not so fresh, I weep.
You go to reach for a coffee and the wrist hole of your sleeve suddenly accordions over your entire hand as an ad unfurls from your shoulder.
I open the toilet seat to have a pee, a three foot flag unfurls from the ceiling, ITS HONDAFEST!
A small corporate social media account emerges from the bowl, screaming relatable phrases it copied from r/memes. ITS GIVING SAVINGS, FAM NO CAP.
My wife enters asking if I’m ok. I reach out for her, too late, she has become a smiling vacant eyed Summer’s Eve ad. Not so fresh, I weep.