• jkrtn@lemmy.ml
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    7 months ago

    You go to reach for a coffee and the wrist hole of your sleeve suddenly accordions over your entire hand as an ad unfurls from your shoulder.

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      7 months ago

      I open the toilet seat to have a pee, a three foot flag unfurls from the ceiling, ITS HONDAFEST!

      A small corporate social media account emerges from the bowl, screaming relatable phrases it copied from r/memes. ITS GIVING SAVINGS, FAM NO CAP.

      My wife enters asking if I’m ok. I reach out for her, too late, she has become a smiling vacant eyed Summer’s Eve ad. Not so fresh, I weep.