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Zerush@lemmy.ml to Memes@lemmy.ml · 1 year ago

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Zerush@lemmy.ml to Memes@lemmy.ml · 1 year ago
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  • ThePyroPython@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    I once heard a wise old man at the pub urinals say “you never buy beer, you only ever rent it” before he proceeded to piss all over his shoes.

    • SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world
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      EA: and I took that literally

    • Cryan24@lemmy.world
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      If you’re Danish. He gave you a free beer.

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  • Cryan24@lemmy.world
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    Note to self, avoid Danish beer.

  • ieightpi@lemmy.world
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    I always assumed that pee killed plants.

    Exhibits A: ever seems dog owners lawn with patches of dead lawn?

    After seeing this pic I had to look up if I was wrong about this. And it turns out I’m not. Just got dilute the pee first.

    • mojo_raisin@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago

      Another way is to add urine to compost and use the compost.

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    FYI, most popular Danish beers:

    Tuborg

    Carlsberg

    Harboe

    Ceres

    Albani

    Faxe

    Thor

    But you’re welcome to add more in the commemts

    • wolfpack86@lemmy.world
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      Royal

    • Zerush@lemmy.mlOP
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      French beer the worst,inSpain mostly good beer

  • Carrolade@lemmy.world
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    …we should put more junior-high science posters above urinals.

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    The one’s pissing would drink the same?🤨

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