I once heard a wise old man at the pub urinals say “you never buy beer, you only ever rent it” before he proceeded to piss all over his shoes.
EA: and I took that literally
If you’re Danish. He gave you a free beer.
Note to self, avoid Danish beer.
I always assumed that pee killed plants.
Exhibits A: ever seems dog owners lawn with patches of dead lawn?
After seeing this pic I had to look up if I was wrong about this. And it turns out I’m not. Just got dilute the pee first.
Another way is to add urine to compost and use the compost.
FYI, most popular Danish beers:
Tuborg
Carlsberg
Harboe
Ceres
Albani
Faxe
Thor
But you’re welcome to add more in the commemts
Royal
French beer the worst,inSpain mostly good beer
…we should put more junior-high science posters above urinals.
The one’s pissing would drink the same?🤨