“Following US President Trump’s insistence on Greenland, Germany, France, Sweden, and Norway decided to send troops to the island under NATO auspices at Denmark’s request.”
NATO, dissolved itself
The entire European deployment:
Germany 13, Norway 2, UK 1
With this they have reached the limit of their capabilities and exhausted their 2026 budget.
US drones have a built-in whiteness detector tho, so these troops are safe.
In greenland the whiteness will make it so the drones cannot target literally anything
Success.
I’m sure they’ll also provide several stern stares to deter any further escelation.
“Where we even are, is this Ukraine?”
Aaaand…they’ve run away already:
NATO hasn’t dissolved. This will be a situation where EU and US will fight and disagree on Greenland, but continue to support the rest of the imperialist project. However, the contradictions are growing, and will eventually become unsustainable.
Given what people are saying about the number of soldiers, I wonder if it’s meant to be symbolic more than anything? Like “you could technically start a war with us by starting something with these soldiers”?
To give them a welcome i bet 😂
germany sent 16 soldiers.
Norway sent 2, probably on vacation or something 💀
Probably out there being assimilated by The Thing I bet.
They’re there to lick the floor so US troops don’t fall
