• taiyang@lemmy.world
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    9 hours ago

    Y’all don’t get it. Santa is a hive mind parasite that embeds itself in people and takes over at the later months of the year. It tends to hibernate the rest of the year although much like pollen, it seems to be waking earlier and earlier.

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        3 hours ago

        It’s not a coincidence they start playing Xmas music in October now… Only a matter of time until it’s year round. Blasted climate change!