Which seals do you mean, the pinnipeds or the US soldiers? The post of vampireapologist isn’t very clear about it.

But I’m more interested in their take on vampires. I hope it’s not twilight stuff.

Just google leopard seal. Its like a cross between a grizzly and a large shark

I now plan to use “the morals of a seagull” whenever I can

That’s why otters are superior.

For the dolphins (porpoises) of this conversation are we taking a cat as being more or less cunning, intelligent and conniving than a toddler?