“Help, I’ve been bitten by a poisonous snake”

pushes up glasses “I think you’ll find that the snake is venomous, not poisonous”

Alligator: U-shaped snout.
Crocodile: V-shaped snout.

I’m glad the Romans never had to deal with the difference though, since alligators are only found in the Americas [edit: and in the Yangtze River basin]. Otherwise this explanation would still fly over their heads. (“V? U? SIMILE SVNT, FVNGE PVTRIDE!”)

I keep hearing that people “keep asking ai” when I google something it gives me an ai rundown I didn’t ask for. Am I being counted as the number of people who are “asking ai?” Cause I don’t think that’s fair

I think one easy way to remember is if you’re somewhere where either one resides, you’ll know about it.