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Spongebob knew what was up
Whales are like “we had legs and didn’t like it. Twice. Typical topside bottom dwellers.”
Mammal traitors is such a hilarious way to describe whales
Flipper-floppers is also acceptable
Don’t diss manatees like that. They are giant floating ocean potatoes with a temperament somewhere between snorlax and a puppy.
What makes us mammals is, at least in a linguistical sense, being brestfed. My first thought on the traitor thing, was “grow some breasts”. Turns out, whales do have nipples
You mean the original turn coats?
Complain about darkness but like the weirdos that dwell in the darkness? Odd take lol