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egoisdeath@lemmy.ml to Shitty Ask Lemmy@lemmy.ml · 1 year ago

How did you get so smart and handsome?

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How did you get so smart and handsome?

egoisdeath@lemmy.ml to Shitty Ask Lemmy@lemmy.ml · 1 year ago
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  • TacoTroubles@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    I ate ALL of my veggies even though they’re icky and did ALL of my homework even though it was hard. Momma said that makes me handsome and smart.

  • voracitude@lemmy.world
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    It was unilaterally declared by my grandmother sometime when I was small. NATO has yet to issue an injunction so I believe the ruling stands, under international law.

    • SomethingBlack@lemmy.world
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      This sounds legit to me and I’m an expert, because I too have a grandmother

  • AmazingAwesomator@lemmy.world
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    not smart and not handsome, sadly. i’m definitely somewhat average in both camps.

    • egoisdeath@lemmy.mlOP
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      Modesty is a very likeable quality.

  • Grimy@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    I started lying to myself

  • CaptainBasculin@lemmy.ml
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    1 year ago

    You know you’re talking to a mirror, right :)

    • egoisdeath@lemmy.mlOP
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      1 year ago

      Wow. You’re funny too!

  • Death_Equity@lemmy.world
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    Forced lobotomies and facial disfigurations.

    Fix the bell curve in your favor.

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