There’s no /c/FoundYourMomsDildo yet?

This guy:

Some times a hot dog is just a hot dog. Sometimes it’s just a big brown dick.

Thanks George Carlin for your ever relevant comedy.

Don’t tease me with a good time

Sorry to have to put this out here, but I think this would be less damage as getting hit with a non dick beetle. That dick is more then likely just fiberglass and maybe some wood, making a large “crumple zone”.

I have been thinking on this all day, and can not stop thinking on it.

👺

I can take it. Oh, you mean in a car. I’ve no driving license.

I’d rather not.

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ooh yeah

I think I saw this in an episode of Blue Eye Samurai.