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Humans are just exceptionally weak to cute. If aliens ever show up and try to conquer us, we’re going to be so screwed if they happen to be adorable.
Speak for yourself, I hope the furry aliens make me their pet.
Well, I guess you’re getting screwed anyways
It’s all fun and games until de-worming time.
There’s a Philip K Dick short story about this, “The war with the Fnools”
That makes it sound like the cat domesticated humanity not “The cat self domesticated itself”
Lost opportunity to say “I live here meow”
They don’t even meow to each other, just to humans. They know what they are about.
I keep meowing at hot guys at the bar and none have taken me home yet 😭
Meow at the moderately acceptably good (minus minus) looking and you may have some luck… but please don’t get offended if we start pspspspsing you, it’s just a reflex
I love all cats, and they are free to walk inside anytime they want. Just no fighting in the house.
“Everybody wants to talk about X, nobody wants to talk about Y”.
That’s not gaslighting, that’s whataboutism.I think it’s more along the lines of cats gaslighting humans to care for them…that’s where I grew the comparison.
Even with toys they are invading our space
The cat that walked into my house and said “I live here meow.”
Cats never domesticated themself, since ever they are specialists in domesticate humans, for commodity, not for need.
Spot on. Cats are the OG scientists who stuck around to see what they could make us do after they discovered monkeys gave good tummy rubs.
Yadda-yadda, we industrialize food production and build awesome cozy dens to live in, yadda-yadda, they’re watching us burn the world like, “fascinating… now, can I make the monkey give me treats 2 minutes earlier than this time last week…”
Only reason they don’t have us outright worshipping them is we tried it once or twice, but things got weird.
Is anyone else bothered by people saying their cat is lost? -No; it left a toxic relationship! “They stole my cat” -Nah, it moved out!
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Lmao aint no cat just moonwalking into my house and claiming part of my budget automatically. To the pound with you!!!
So cats are successful squatters?
Cats are the perfect human parasite.
