• kromem@lemmy.world
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    11 months ago

    Just wait until they find out public schools are giving their children dihydrogen monoxide without asking for parental approval.

      • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world
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        11 months ago

        It’s found everywhere. They’ve detected DHMO even in the deepest parts of the ocean, and it’s been estimated that every single human being alive has at least some of it in their bloodstream. We’re fucked.