• dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works
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    11 months ago

    Now now… It pisses on your ass, splatters your ballsack, and THEN you smear WET shit all around just like every toilet paper peasant you look down on.

    And I have a bidet… but I don’t strongly prefer it.

    • AstralPath@lemmy.ca
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      11 months ago

      Every bidet I’ve ever used is like this. They’re just as dirty as dry wiping, just in a different way. Like, sure; with a bidet you end up with a cleaner ass after wiping yourself dry, but you can get the same result with a wet wipe but with less collateral spray damage to your cheeks and legs (and balls if you’re a dude).