has his own place

That pretty much rules out anyone under 35 and single with current property prices.

Nearly all my friends who have bought property, did it as DINK couples, not on their lonesome. Hard to get the down payment together otherwise.

What’s the woman equivalent of a neckbeard?

A woman on 4chan with those requirements and can’t keep a conversation going, has no sense of humour, doesn’t have a car, lives with their parents, and doesn’t speak a word when you go out with your friends.

In this economy, its a pretty high standard to expect a guy to have his own house.