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  • shameless@lemmy.world
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    10 months ago

    Was this taken from the Crowdstrike repo?

    • CrypticCoffee@lemmy.ml
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      10 months ago

      Was there even tests?

      • phorq@lemmy.ml
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        Yup, and they’re run on an estimated 8.5 million test machines

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          Testing in prod is a power move honestly. Rock star-level

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    10 months ago

    “YOLO” - more than 1 merge comment I’ve seen.

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    10 months ago

    ya man fuck those losers

  • SuperFola@programming.dev
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    Who needs tests when you have users?

    The testing environment is production!

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      Technically there’s no substitute for testing in production lol

      Although ideally you’d want to test it beforehand…

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        There are so many more, and better!, options than testing in prod, but they take time, money, and talent and ain’t no company got time for that (for a business segment that “doesn’t generate revenue”)

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      I work in state government and we insist on building our own systems. This is too fucking true and why it’s funny.

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      10 months ago

      -Crowdstrike

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    10 months ago

    Mo’ unit tests, mo’ problems.

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    If QA cared about us they wouldn’t make it so hard.

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    10 months ago

    Also me at work.

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    10 months ago

    I don’t actually know enough to know anything about this but I’m assuming that’s badass and you can only do it with sunglasses on

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      Badass or stupid and incompetent? Take your pick lol

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    10 months ago

    “Works on my machine”

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    Who needs integration testing when we have users who will do it for us?!

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