Please curse me with knowledge. I’m ready
Um. Let’s say, if you decided to google for duck’s penis, you’d be in for a surprise.
That is the wrong facial expression. That man would be laughing his ASS off. Like ribs hurting, can’t breath laughing.
Who the hell has a counter-clockwise corkscrew!?
Coriolis Effect. Must be a Southern Hemisphere corkscrew.
Good catch! I had to stare at it for a minute picturing myself spinning it into a cork and it does feel like it goes the wrong way. (Not righty righty).
they’re pretty common here, you can get one at your local leftorium
Last I checked they had none left…
All right.
Yeah, and then I left.
Did you feel left out not getting one?
You could always right the situation.
Without it I was screwed
Those cursed left handeds. We should burn them at the stake.
The Curse of Knowledge actually relates to educated people trying to communicate with people under the assumption that everyone knows as much as they do, forgetting that the average person might not be as educated
Yeah, we all know that. ;-)
" Babe, you make me so hard I can literally unscrew a bottle’s tap with it"
“wine opener” alone sets the education level
Try being a geoscientist… So, so many blurry photos of rocks folks’ kids find in the backyard
Various shades of dirt and plants here.
It’s a cork screw eh?
I hate that I know this too