We don’t do that.

My kid is twenty three years old. I raised her alone. Crazy, I know, but she and I are pretty close.

To this day, I get dozens of adulating text messages on mother’s Day for “playing both roles.”

On Father’s Day, total utter crickets except from my daughter herself.

Fathers are here to donate sperm and fund other lives. That’s it.

As far as I can tell, the whole thing was praising the dad.