Never in my six decades on this earth, as an Australian, have I ever heard of a lung fish Christmas gift. It is about as likely as giving someone a giraffe.
That’s the joke
Ah, I’m an idiot!
Never been caught so far, but with internet trends nowadays, you never can tell.
Well played…
Can you regift a giraffe?
Whoosh
Same goes for a Greenland shark. We’re talking about multi family generational commitment. You don’t know if your grandkids, grandkids can handle that kinda responsibility
One of my favourite tragicomical video game achievements was in Firewatch:
Adopted a turtle as a pet. The average lifespan of a box turtle is fifty years. It will outlive you.
And this is why I will not get a pet. I’m by definition incapable of taking care of them because they might outlive me.
Puppys too?
Especially.
Worst time of year for dog shelters. COVID puppies was such a bad time.