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The correct answer is an unlucky sentient manhole cover, that incidentally was thinking “Oh no, not again”.
Therapist: what do you think the fastest animal is?
The water bears that are hanging out on the Parker Solar Probe.
Ship computer in Star Trek: “please specify search parameters.”
the cricket that rode the nuclear man hole cover
Philosopher: that depends on the situation.
So, all creatures on earth, as seen from the center of the galaxy?
The humans in the satellite still win, in that case, about half of the time.
The rest of the time it’s probably one of the falcons.
Mantis shrimp.
The shit accelerates…
