“have you tried modeling this with something more flexible?” -The Project Manager.

Manager “So all that you need is more strain to reduce the stress? Here are 10 more tasks which should strain you quite a bit”

I like plastic.

Have considered recrystallisation therapy

The material is too ductile. I am at the peak of a narrow yield curve and then, snap, material breaks.

Ouch yes, very true, but ouch