There was something disturbingly familiar about the note on the desk. The handwriting was all pretty curves.
You are in a meme, Max.
The truth was like a green crack through my brain. Giant pixelated text on white background, glimpsed out of the corner of my eye. Time frozen in a single badly-cropped shot showing off my moves. Image hosting site watermark in the corner. I was in a meme. Funny as Hell, it was the most horrible thing I could think of.
This is the comment I was looking for. Thank you.
Excellent
I’ll be on you like white on rice on a glass of milk on a paper plate in a snow storm!
Edit: missed a part
What are you looking at ass eyes?
One-tubby-tubby…
Two-chubby-chubby
Want me to show you a little trick to take a your mind off that pain?
If he’s still in there, he ain’t happy.
Heee Hee Heeee
Killin is my business, ladies! And BIZ NESS IS GOOD!
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Max penis
major payne
