Microplastic are really cause for concern

Is this why that door-to-door dick inspector insisted on collecting the sperm sample? Didn’t know I was contributing to science. Just thought it was some weird dude’s kink

The best part of microplastics is that they were a concern in the fucking 70’s and America and the world did fuck-all about it meanwhile the plastic industry lobbied to make sure they couldn’t be regulated and the EPA couldn’t regulate their trade-secrets.

(In a study of ~20 people)