RIP Aaron Swartz
I have a rare medical condition that makes my coughs sound like “scihub” and “libgen” around undergrads.
I would like to investigate it further to seek a cure, but sadly the medical journals I’d need access to are paywalled. Oh well.
Libgen got me through undergrad
Man Eric Clapton looks sad
Man, I tried so hard to not ruin the joke, but I can’t stand Mick Jagger getting confused with that right-wing nutjob, so fuck it:
That’s Mick Jagger as JSTOR, not Eric “Asshat” Clapton
Think they dropped the /s…who doesn’t recognize those lips?!
I figured, but I love Jagger and I can’t stand Clapton, so I legitimately felt compelled to “correct” the joke.
Think they dropped the /s…who doesn’t recognize those lips?!
Suddenly it’s not so cool when another man steals your wife
