• HexesofVexes@lemmy.worldEnglish
    18·
    4 months ago

    I have a rare medical condition that makes my coughs sound like “scihub” and “libgen” around undergrads.

    I would like to investigate it further to seek a cure, but sadly the medical journals I’d need access to are paywalled. Oh well.

    • NielsBohron@lemmy.worldEnglish
      13·
      4 months ago

      Man, I tried so hard to not ruin the joke, but I can’t stand Mick Jagger getting confused with that right-wing nutjob, so fuck it:

      That’s Mick Jagger as JSTOR, not Eric “Asshat” Clapton

        • NielsBohron@lemmy.worldEnglish
          5·
          4 months ago

          I figured, but I love Jagger and I can’t stand Clapton, so I legitimately felt compelled to “correct” the joke.