I love it when you blast obnoxious pop music at unbearable volumes in the dining room.

I love having to yell at waiters over the music to place my order.

I love not being able to hear my friends who are sitting right next to me.

I love having your shitty music play over my earbuds even when they’re at full volume.

I love feeling the beat literally in my chest and giving me the feeling of having a heart attack.

I love leaving your establishment ears ringing and frazzled.

I love the long term hearing damage this is probably causing me.