The study is full, I tried to sign up a few weeks ago but they don’t have enough equipment to go around.

How is 1 MORE than enough? Is enough 0?

Shouldn’t he be out chasing the Roadrunner through a painted-on train tunnel?

Time for the GOP to infringe on states rights again

My dog knows it’s time to go outside when I clack the tongs.

Dude wants to be melted by some ancient relic the army is forced to dig up.

I feel like this happened well before 1998. The 90s is where everything went all turquoise and purple in fast food restaurants.

“Football field-sized flying saucers hiding in clouds.” Yeah, I saw that movie too.

A cheaper-made Tesla? Sounds awesome

I’ve had Pixels for years and the call screener is my favorite feature. It confuses so many people.

Troll level 1000. Tricking conservatives into paying you to take Ivermectin.

When will China stop buying US debt?

Breaded chicken wings are a crime against us all

She needs some RadAway

That reminds me, I need to install GrapheneOS

Another settlement needs your help!

Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band. 3+ hours of pure enjoyment

I never see Earth in the sky.

Forbidden cheesesteak

We took the brunt of everything the Boomers could throw at us. You’re welcome. Its your turn now, we’re tired.