Shouldn’t it be “Can you at least look …” instead of “Can’t you at least look …”?
these mfs are usually a canary in a coal mine. if you start seeing these everywhere in your house, chances are you have roaches.
If you start seeing canaries everywhere in your coal mine, chances are you have a lethal gas leak. wait what?
canaries are gases’ natural predator
How could anyone look at that cute fucker and say such a thing?
Creepy. And I learned something. Reminds me of another comic strip that cracked me up. The gist:
God said to the insects “you may each pick three traits.” The millipede said, “I want legs!” The centipede agreed. God nodded. “And for your second trait?” The millipede smiled brightly and said “More legs!” The centipede request the same. God asked for their final request. “More legs!” The millipede shouted smiling even brighter The centipede gave a sinister grin and growled. “Teeth.”
Neither centipedes nor millipedes are insects.
Millipedes speced all their stat points into beauty
I swear one of my cats can smell these fuckers.
Or they’re just noisy on some level, and I don’t wanna think about that.
You can hear them run on tile.
I wish I didn’t learn this information first hand while trying to be nice and catch one to put it outside.
Creepiest house bug ever. I let them be because they eat other bugs.
If you ever see a lot of them you’ve got another problem, that means they have a lot to eat. Could be an infestation of other bugs like roaches or a dead animal in the walls.
They also eat jumping spiders, which is why I kill them.
“If it’s more than 8, it’s has sealed it’s fate.”
Despite the name, no centipede has exactly 100 pairs of legs; number of legs ranges from 15 pairs to 191 pairs, always an odd number. (wikipedia)
wtf is going on with these guys
I got stung/bit by one of those little bastards once in the shower. Usually they don’t bother humans and their mouth singers can’t really go deep enough, but I guess this one got motivated once he started drowning and crawled up my leg.