• Spesknight@lemmy.worldEnglish
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    6 months ago
    1. Extract the soul
    2. Clean skeleton
    3. Gently burn the skeleton
    4. Put skeleton in a vacuum
    5. Reinsert sul

    Boom, living skeleton

    • Akasazh@feddit.nlEnglish
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      6 months ago

      Reinsert sul

      This made me laugh as ‘sul’ means ‘dimwit’ in my language.

  • Shelbyeileen@lemmy.worldEnglish
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    6 months ago

    As a mortician, I’m highly confused what the hand-embalming syringes are doing … is this supposed to be a pro-embalming poster? Get embalmed and look pristine forever?