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If your leg has a mass of 2kg, 1.1×10^10 J of kinetic energy would require your leg to be moving at about 150 km/second not faster than the speed of light.
TLDR: Their math is shit.
Then how does Superman throw people into the sun? I think this mathematician needs to read a few comic books.
or
heavier foot
tape + brick
It’s your own damn fault for not asking first what they wanted. Now if they DID contradict themselves I can see why that would feel that way.
Thats inefficient, you dont need to cancel the angular momentum as there was no time limit on how long it takes rhe child to enter the sun and there also was not a specified required trajectory. The child can just spiral into the sun
Not to mention the fusion reaction triggered by an FTL foot connecting with said child’s backside would annihilate both parent and child immediately.
I wanted a least squares solution, but all I got were these right triangles!
Always funny to see the memes show up here a week after I get sent them from friends who still use Facebook and Fark.
The circle of memes
I was really hoping he was going to convert the amount of energy needed into calories, then from calories into peanuts butter sandwiches
1 calorie is interchangeable for approximately 4.1868 joules. Therefore, assuming his math was correct (many say it was not), I’m coming up with 2,687,016,337 calories needed. According to google, sourcing from the USDA, your average peanut butter sandwich has 384 calories. Therefore you’d be expending approximately 6,997,438 peanut butter sandwiches worth of energy to punt the ungrateful little shit into the sun.
In the US, the calorie used in nutrition data is actually a kilo calorie.
In the United States, in a nutritional context, the “large” unit is used almost exclusively.
Same.
“Then you’ll be fired.”
“Fine!”
“Out of a canon into the sun.”
Do. It.
I think I scared my wife and kid I laughed so hard.
