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“I’m a lone wolf.”
OK, so you’re too useless and/or immature to pull your own weight among your group and they kicked you out?
Lone wolves are usually sick or unwell … and have usually been made to leave the group because they are a threat … and often are desperate and dangerous because they have to survive on their own which is near impossible and they won’t last very long until they can find a group that will accept them.
There is a category of Russian memes known as “волчьи мемы” (literally “wolf’s memes”) where you have a picture of a wolf, often distorted, put some cliche edgy text on it, but swap some words to make it into something hilarious.
Examples
That who is that is that
Others are not that
Entrance is entrance
and exit is an entrance
in the other direction
At home among his own,
A stranger among strangers
Psychologically accurate lion meme: “As a narcissistic wacko I yearn for a strictly hierarchical system, and I deserve to be at the top of it”
You forgot the word fascist. They are also fascists. All these alpha male wanna be’s are all fascists.
Yep, the Venn diagram for this would certainly be gloomy. Would also have a decent overlap with the “longing for a zombie apocalypse in which I would totally be the leader everyone obeys”-folks.
“Also, I will talk about how great I am but the women will do most of the work.”
Edit: actually I just learned that the males hunt as well, more than we thought, but it’s unlikely these people know this fact.
To be fair, I’ve met some cool-ass lions that were just hypnotized by Nala’s bedroom eyes.
Be like a Capibara, don’t give a fuck
Obviously ants, bees and hornets are way more cooperative animals.
And dragons, but they tend to have a confusing energy that makes you question if they have a quiet, submissive side.
